Halloween Costume Idea End Time Ernie | allsaxmusic

The the sky falls and the world has descended into madness. Some people were taken aback by this tragic turn of events, but not End Times Ernie. He’s been waiting for this moment for years. Ernie tried to warn people that their sinful ways would be a catalyst for global destruction. But no one would listen. No sir, they just wanted to listen to their rock and roll music and be tolerant of hedonism. Well, look where that got us: Armageddon, that’s right!

End Time Ernie is a man without a herd. He never married or raised a family, instead choosing to dedicate his life to spreading the gospel of Lord Cluck Cluck. A giant chicken whose rule over the Earth was prophesied by the ancient Maya. Now that his feathered overlord has risen, all Ernie has to do is wait for the rapture, and it will be better than ever! To weather the storm, End Times Ernie kitted herself out with protective gear. And sought far away from the chaos of any busy metropolis.

While most people rush to save their lives and their material possessions. End time Ernie is cool as a cucumber. « Let the fools run about ». Ernie says as he sits on a hill doing his Cluck Salutations. The others might have joined him, had they heeded his warnings that Lord Cluck Cluck would show no mercy to those who lived their lives in sin. Now he must be patient as he ignores the screams and sirens. The reckoning is coming soon!

Initially, End Time had expected Ernie to spend the recording in solitude, but his plans may be disrupted. Rising up the hill, a silhouette is silhouetted against the smoke-filled sky. With a wide brim umbrella hat much like his own. While this surprise guest sits down next to Ernie. He sees that it is a busty young woman goggles who do nothing to hide her big brown eyes. “You’re the guy from the KFC parking lot,” she says, the words a little muffled by her surgical face mask. « I always thought you were crazy. With all this talk of the end of the world and the giant chicken shooting flames from the sky. But now I see you were always right! My name is Ethel.” The two survivors shake hands and it seems End Time Ernie isn’t so alone after all.

By Liam